25 zanimivih izjav Woody Allena

Woody Allena mi verjetno ni potrebno posebaj opisovati, lahko pa rečem, da njegove filme obožujem in da je eden redkih ljudi, ki me zna s svojim ciničnim in rahlo ˝zmedenim˝ pogledom na svet vedno spraviti v dobro voljo.

Spodaj je 25 njegovih znanih izjav, za dobro voljo in v razmislek. :) 1. Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

2. He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

3. As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

4. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

5. I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

6. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

7. I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

8. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

9. I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

10. I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia

11. I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

12. I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

13. I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

14. I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

15. I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

16. If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.

17. In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

18. Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.

19. Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.

20. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

21. Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.

22. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

23. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

24. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

25. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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15 odgovorov na “25 zanimivih izjav Woody Allena”

  1. 1 rbrndusic rbrndusic
    22:48 - 10.12.2007

    ded živi svojo legendo…takih je malo!

  2. 2 Človek Človek
    23:09 - 10.12.2007

    ja, Woodyjev je res premalo :D Samo je hud, po moje že v tretjo berem te izjave, pa se jih ne naveličam… :mrgreen:

  3. 3 margareta
    23:25 - 10.12.2007

    specjalno. mislim, da bodo napisi na mojmu msnju ta tedn posvečeni allen (prejšnji teden so bili pa žižekovi :) ) če maš na zalogi še kakšne hudomušne izjave…

  4. 4 Človek Človek
    00:10 - 11.12.2007

    Hmm ja Margareta, niti nimam na zalogi, ker stvari pač padejo v glavo, potem pa se jih poišče. :) Bom pa sigurno poiskal še kakšne zanimive štorije, ker sem ravno v takšnem obdobju :mrgreen:

  5. 5 Aljaž
    11:02 - 11.12.2007

    Še ena njegova… poskušam ji sledit že celo življenje: Love between two people can be beautifull. You just have to get between the right two people.

  6. 6 Človek Človek
    12:02 - 11.12.2007

    Aljaž gut van :mrgreen:

  7. 7 Aljaž
    12:05 - 11.12.2007

    Pred leti, me je prijatelj podaril svoji punci, na njeno željo, za 1 noč kot darilo za 25 rojstni dan. Ne se zdaj vtaknit v moralno spornost tega, tudi jaz se nisem, ker je pač dobra bejba in sem bil z veseljem pripravljen sodelovat… takrat sem prvič ugotovil, da woody tu in tam pove kaj resnično pametnega…

  8. 8 Človek Človek
    12:13 - 11.12.2007

    Sam najdem veliko ˝pametnega˝ v njegovih besdah, tudi v tistih s salesmanom… V moralo se pa nikoli ne vtikam, ker nisem zato vpoklican ;)

  9. 9 buba švabe buba švabe
    16:18 - 11.12.2007

    Ne morem se odločit, katera je boljša. :lol:

  10. 10 Ana
    00:51 - 12.12.2007

    My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. —-> eh, ziher si je všeč. Glede na to, da je tako izviren, drugačen in ustvarjalen…se vsega tega izredno zaveda. V drugačni obliki ne bi užival tega, kar je in kar je ustvaril.

    ja, jaz si tud včasih to želim.

    sicer pa preferiram tole: I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

  11. 11 nikja nikja
    15:10 - 12.12.2007

    JOj, Vudi, obožujem te … Vse filme sem gledala. Po večkrat! 23. 12. ma koncert na dunaju … ma sem kar hotla it, pa čakat, če bi tud povedal kaj … n

  12. 12 BB
    21:59 - 12.12.2007

    nism nic bral komentarjev, ampak tale mi je dbest: “I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia” K poznam enga takga speed-reading guruja imenovanega M.S. ;) in knjigo sem dejansko bral (na tradicionalen način ;)

  13. 13 Farad
    22:13 - 12.12.2007

    Woody je car. Sem si ogledal že skorajda vse njegove filme in tipo je res legenda. Všeč mi je njegov duhovit, ciničen humor, ob branju teh njegovih izjav sem se spomnil na enega hudega stand-up komika: Stevena Wrighta, počekirajte na youtubu, za posladek pa par njegovih:

    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

    OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

    Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

    I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

    I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

    Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”

    I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

    My socks DO match. They’re the same thickness.

    When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, “Well, what do you need?”

    I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”

    I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

    When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

    Smoking cures weight problems…eventually…

    If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

    I went to a garage sale. “How much for the garage?” “It’s not for sale.”

    A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. “You didn’t borrow this.” “I will.”

    The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

    I went to a fancy french restaurant called “Deja Vu.” The headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”

    I wrote a few children’s books…not on purpose.

  14. 14 Človek Človek
    13:37 - 13.12.2007

    Ana, kar se tiče Woodyjeve samovšečnosti, mislim, da ni nič bolj ali manj narcisoiden kot smo mi, kaj misliš?

    Nikja kak koncert ima to?

    BB, ja ene par jih je ˝namahal˝ :D Jest se težko odločim za katero koli…

    Farad, gut, ko pridem iz službe me očitno čaka še par ˝poslastic˝:mrgreen:

  15. 15 ana
    14:28 - 13.12.2007

    seveda … :mrgreen: ..morda še malo bolj, kot sicer

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